*CONTEMPORARY KIDDING*
🦸🏻♂- Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.
🏻🤚🏻- Never thought my hands will one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever!
- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series...just when you think it is over, they release the next season.
- I’m starting to like this mask thing...went to the supermarket and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
- Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays...now what?
- I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive in excess weight!
- Can someone tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family...
or we can change?
- In just two weeks we will hear if there still two more weeks to let us know that two more weeks of quarantine are needed...
- I’m not planning adding this 2020 to my age...I didn’t even use it!
- We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
🏻♀- To all the ladies that were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them... how are you doing?
- My washing machine only accepts pajamas...I put a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home”!
- If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle on their head!
- After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.
🦱🏼🦱- I feel like a teenager... no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.
Smile, release stress, and be safe! 🏻
Happy 4th of July!
The celebration of 4th of July this year will be different. Medical experts advise us to wear masks and to maintain social distancing. Have a safe but fun holiday, everyone!
Happy Father's Day!
May you have a happy, healthy, and safe 2020 Father’s Day!
Happy Easter!
“May the angels protect you, may the sadness forget you, may the goodness surround you, and may the Lord Jesus Christ always bless you. Happy Easter!” Pope Francis
Gung Hey Fat Choy
May your year be filled with the alertness, flexibility and vitality symbolized by the rat.
Wishing you a joyous holiday season!
Happy holidays from CCO to you. Merry Christmas and may your new year be filled with peace, love, prosperity and happiness.
Happy 9th Anniversary, Capitol Chinese Orchestra!
In these 9 years we continue to thrive. Faced with inevitable changes,
Happy Thanksgiving!
Wishing you all a great day today with lots of blessings to be thankful for!
Show Your Support!
We will perform at California State Fair on Saturday, 7/27/19, from 12:00pm to 12:50pm on Promenade Stage. Meet us there!
Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
How many zongzis have you had?
Happy Mother's Day!
Take a moment today to honor our mothers. May this day be filled with love, happiness and appreciation for all the mothers in the world!
Neil Nayyar was on news media AGAIN!!!
Everyone @ Capitol Chinese Orchestra is so proud of the achievement of this youngest member of ours!
Happy Lunar New Year!
Eat well, sleep well each every day. Good health and good wealth all year round!
Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of happiness, love, prosperity and good health.
Happy Thanksgiving from CCO!
Capitol Chinese Orchestra wishes you a fun holiday. We hope you enjoy the day with family and friends. gobble gobble
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
It is a time for family reunion. Did you eat some mooncakes and play with lanterns as a tradition?
Happy Labor Day!
We hope you enjoy your day of relaxation this Labor Day!
Happy 4th of July!
On this historic day, we hope you enjoy fireworks, barbecues, picnics, parades with friends, family and neighbors.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!
Happy Mother's Day!
A carnation to every mom in the world. You are awesome!
