*CONTEMPORARY KIDDING*
🦸🏻♂- Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.
🏻🤚🏻- Never thought my hands will one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever!
- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series...just when you think it is over, they release the next season.
- I’m starting to like this mask thing...went to the supermarket and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
- Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays...now what?
- I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive in excess weight!
- Can someone tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family...
or we can change?
- In just two weeks we will hear if there still two more weeks to let us know that two more weeks of quarantine are needed...
- I’m not planning adding this 2020 to my age...I didn’t even use it!
- We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
🏻♀- To all the ladies that were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them... how are you doing?
- My washing machine only accepts pajamas...I put a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home”!
- If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle on their head!
- After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.
🦱🏼🦱- I feel like a teenager... no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.
Smile, release stress, and be safe! 🏻